The Guy That Pissed In Rice Krispies Cereal At A Kellogg's Plant Needs To Be Buried Under The Jail
WREG- A video has surfaced on the Internet of a man urinating on a Kellogg assembly line. It happened in 2014 at a facility in Memphis, Kellogg spokesperson Kris Charles said. The video was uploaded by worldstarhiphop.com. Its content is highly graphic. Kellogg is looking into the incident, and the FDA has started a criminal investigation. The video was shot during the same time the company and the workers union fell into a nasty labor dispute and those employees were locked out.
Seriously, fuck this guy with a thousand hot pokers. I mean we can all understand hating your job and trying to stick it to The Man, especially during labor negotiations. But that goes out the window with certain jobs. Teachers, doctors, police, firemen, and cereal workers. The cereal aisle and your time eating cereal are the only two true safe places we have in this world. And the fact that he pissed in Rice Krispies Treats tells me that we are dealing with a true maniac with no regard for human life. I mean the phrase “Why don’t you just pee in my corn flakes” exists because it is beyond fucked up to do. And that is just for bum ass corn flakes. Peeing in the key ingredience of one of the best desserts in the game is death penalty shit.
If a waiter gives you a side of grundle with your steak, you probably did something to deserve it. But this is just chaos for the sake of chaos. The mere thought of me getting a mouth of piss because these idiots couldn’t bang out a contract is mind numbing. Like the guy who stole those rubies in The Dark Knight. Just wants to watch the world burn. The only way to stop people like this are to burn down the proverbial forest AKA give them the electric chair. Do we even give people the electric chair anymore in the U.S.? Because if not, this is the perfect time to bring it back wearing the 4-5. You get caught fucking with a bunch of people’s cereal in the factory, automatic electric chair. No ifs ands or maybes.